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| Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom to told his mother, "Mommy I have to piss."
The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to
piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it
is more polite.
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "OK, whisper in my ear."
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| One day in winter a hungry grasshopper applied to an ant fore some of the foods wich they had stored.
"Why", said the ant, "did you not store up some food for yourself, instead of singing all the time?"
"So I did," said the Grasshopper:; "so I did; but you fellows broke in and carried it all away."
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| "How do you treat sleeplessness?"
"I strike at the original cause of the trouble."
"Here's the hammer, Doctor; only don't strike the baby too hard!"
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| Psychiatrist, beginning his lecture:
"May I have your tension, please."
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| A very fat man asked the doctor to prescribe for a complaint, which he described was sleeping with his mouth open.
"Sir," said the doctor, "your disease is incurable. Your skin is too short, so that when you close your eyes your mouth opens!"
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